Be obscure clearly.

Apr 22

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

octoberspirit:


twerking4sugardaddy:


you don’t need drugs to have a good time


Do you expect me to believe that drugs were not involved here.

octoberspirit:

twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

Do you expect me to believe that drugs were not involved here.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via hoologan)

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

image

(via hoologan)

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Apr 20

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

(via hobogoddess)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Apr 19

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via tyleroakley)

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via theonqreyjoy)

Apr 18

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via nsome)

(via forever-and-alwayss)

Apr 17

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

"DONT LOOK AT THAT BITCH"

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

"DONT LOOK AT THAT BITCH"

(via forever-and-alwayss)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via danfreakindavis)