Be obscure clearly.

Apr 20

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

(via hobogoddess)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Apr 19

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via tyleroakley)

[video]

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via theonqreyjoy)

Apr 18

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via nsome)

(via forever-and-alwayss)

Apr 17

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

"DONT LOOK AT THAT BITCH"

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

"DONT LOOK AT THAT BITCH"

(via forever-and-alwayss)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via danfreakindavis)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

Lightened my hair just a bit (: #hair #myface

Lightened my hair just a bit (: #hair #myface

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via koeno)

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

image

(Source: amoying, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Apr 16

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

(Source: p4nzerkunst, via danfreakindavis)

Apr 15

Im going through a fricken life crisis and im only 20 what the hell. everything ive been studying for boom, has just made no sense. 4 fucking years of school and i realize that i dont want to teach WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE TO MSELF. i either keep doing it and keep having obstacle fuxking ruin my want for teaching, or become a vet a life long dream FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW