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I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
Shopping in Seattle with my best friend, you know its a great friendship when you get confused as siblings or lesbian lovers. #Seattle #shoes #PrettyParlor #bestie #vincentthecat @anaedue
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liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
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my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
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