Be obscure clearly.

SO i probably shouldn’t be eating this pizza but holy fuck everything tastes like jesus right now.

to say im the luckiest girl in the world wold be an understatement. Holy crap is this even real life or the stuff i took. boyfriend’s best friend dating my bestfriend. CAN YOU SAY DOUBLE DATES HOLLLAAAA

oh i know..i drank starbucks caramel frappe. That shits keeps me up for days. I FEEL SO SLEEP DEPRIVED. im gona go to bed and never wake up..ever.

that you love the rain but you wear a jacket and use an umbrella. You love the sun yet use sunscreen. I only pray that you don’t love me..maybe then you wont cover it up

Ive broken my bones, and i\ve even had a metal fucking screw go through my head. Nothing compares to the pain i received last night while showering. Having any sorts of blisters on your foot, and getting shampoo and water in it. WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER.

i used to have a happy smile. Now i fucking smile and don;t even recognize myself. Its forced and unfamiliar. I used to be able to smile and be happy with you. my eyes would light up and my lips would curve naturally, my face would just be bright. Now its dead. no shine no nothing.

Now i’ve found someone who doesn’t stop making me smile. I now have fucking smile lines on my fucking face. He makes me so smiley and i\m actually ME. Its still not the same though. but i do know this. i learned to smile once before, and i can sure as hell do it again(:

..He wold try to take away my pain, and he just might make me smile but the whole time i’m wishing he was you instead.

when your needing your space and your through all your navigating ill be here patiently waiting to see what you find.

dude i don’t care what fucking century year or even fucking world were in. I love men who open doors for women and who are chivalrous. I think its the sweetest, and basically hottest thing a guy can do. 

I think my next mission is to find a guy who used to be on the bigger side but no longer is.

Ive come to the conclusion that most bigger people are the nicest and kindest people LIKE EVER. im not being shallow. and well then again maybe i am. but damn. that would be the best

And I’m all

You cant just pick people apart. you cant say oh i like there smile but i wish this or that was different or i love their personality but not there this or that. And that’s what you don’t understand. you cant have parts of people. NEVER. because that’s selfish of you. you either love them as a whole or leave them the fuck alone.

A list of qualities and such that i wouldn’t mind in a guy..

Hair: I like natural colored hair, i dont really care for what color such as blonde black or brown, wait no, yes i do. red hair is a no go. i dont know why but i have this strange deep fear for people with red hair.

Eyes: i love it when guys wear glasses, not just for fun but because they really cant see. i guess i love the “nerdy” type of boy. i really like boys with blue ish or greenish eyes, but then again brown eyes can be just as lovely, Daren Chriss, Josh Hutcherson..point taken, 

Personality: i love chivalry, when guys open my door for me, when the pull out my chair for me, when they treat me like a princess because who doesnt want to feel like a princess.. I want them to have amazing manners like the ones i have. They have to know when they should be respectful and must never call girls or refer to them as “bitches” or “cunts” automatic turn of and it makes you look like a scum bag.

they must have a good sense of humor, one that matches mine. I am a very bubbly person so i don’t want a guy to be all shy. NO. i have had enough of shy boys. I want someone to be able to laugh at me and with me. So that we can play around but still love each other enough not to get angry.

I love smiling so this guy needs to have a nice smile. With nice teeth. When i look at someone i look at their lips which lead to mouth. So that means good breath with nice teeth. i pride myself in having nice teeth so its not that hard to brush your teeth everyday..

Hobbies: I want an outdoorsy type of person. He must know what ultimate frisbee is. I want to go outside on trails, and jogs and runs and short games of tennis or bike rides. Out door things. Which means i need a semi fit person. I don’t want a lazy person who all they do is eat ESPECIALLY in the summer. I live in Washington where it like what rains 300 days out 365 so when theres sun we will be outside.

playing the piano is an instant turn on and holy crap its the cutest thing a guy can do. Any musical instruments at that because it shows me that you are a blanced person who cares more than just how you look or what you do.

These are my top things that i would love for the next guy to have…

There is nothing i hate more than using big spoons to eat my cereal. They are so incredibly large and unnecessary. 

I’m ready to suffer and i’m ready to hope.

my prom dress is finished. its the dress of my dreams. My mom MADE it an i couldnt be happier.

I HAVE MY PROM DATE!!!!!!!! :D

ALL I  CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW YOU COMPLETELY WASTED 3 YEARS OF MY LIFE I CANT FUCKING SLEEP, AND WHEN ITS THE MORNING I FIND IT SO HARD TO WAKE UP. I REALLY HOPE SHE WAS WORTH IT.

whataquandary:

lawdbaelish:

ohrenly:

1. Take a webcam photo of yourself the way you are right now.

2. Go to Google Images and use the ‘search by image’ for the webcam picture you just took (drag the image into the search bar or click the camera icon)

3. Post the first result; this is your doppelganger.

Okay.

INDY I AM SOBBING

i accept

the first one was like some weird mix of book covers so i chose the next one because it’s funnier

yesss way better,

I cannot wait until all you “cool” people realize that your life is over after high school. you have all wasted your retarded time on how you look that you forgot to think about where your life is going. you will probably take a year off to figure out what you want to do, and either get pregnant or get someone else pregnant. You are all ass holes, and you all think you are cute, when i n reality your hair is the only thing that makes you even remotely cute, most of you are leathery orange and you don’t even work so you wouldn’t even know how to value shit. I just cannot wait until you ugly motherfuckers to realize that you should have been nicer to that one kid because your going to be a lone forever or probably marry an ass hole or some shit. so you and your stupid YOLO can suck it.

awakee-mysoul:

i do this all the time…

“not everything that shines is gold” -dad

HOLY FRICKEN BAJEEBUS THIS IS MAGICAL BECAUSE IM NEVER THIS DECISIVE OVER ANYTHING ESPECIALLY SHOES BUT WHO GIVES A HOOT JUST SPENT 60 BUCKS ON THE CUTEST SHOES EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR