July 2012
53 posts
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Chipotle's view on gay marriage
closedhandsopenarms:
nicoosuxx:
Not even gonna check if this is real.
its real. i feel it in my bones..maybe even my butt hole…
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Butterflies in my tummy..
i read somewhere that those butterflies in your tummy? yea those are all dead because of all the acid in your stomach to make food pass down. kinda awful to think about.
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My favorite thing about him
Is that when i’m just standing somewhere he comes up behind me and wraps his arms around my waist and rests his chin on my shoulder or just kisses my neck. It’s a lovely feeling.
dear television:
miraze:
where are you finding all these incredibly attractive young men?
do you feed them special water?
do you raise them on a farm?
TELL ME
Watchfake-dollparts:
POOR LADY! lol Original Video From Here
*not my video. that is not me*
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louis tomlindaughter
louis tomlinmother
louis tomlinfather
louistomlinfamily
harry styles
harry grooms
harry shampoos
harry snips
harry shapes
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
clovette:
peetatoast:
shakeyourbuddah:
notkorra:
#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit
is your dentist also your therapist?
Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher
my dentist just tells me i need to floss more
deep
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via ma-risa)
bemyherotonight:
if i’m eatin don’t
look at me
talk to me
ask me questions
comment on how i’m eating
try and eat my food
i’ll beat you
i will eat everything you love most. keep it up. i DARE YOU.
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Me on facebook
Me: Don't care
Me: Don't care
Me: No, you're not drunk... and even if you were I still wouldn't care
Me: Don't care
Me: No I will not 'add you' on tumblr
Me: You look like a baby prostitute
Me: Don't care
Me: Don't care
Me: Don't use YOLO as an excuse for being a slut.
Me: You look like an oompa loompa
Me: I hate you
Me: No I will not like this status for a topless picture of your best friend from Friday night
Me: I don't care
Me: I don't care what you're listening to on spotify
Me: Oh you're so deep
Me: Shut up you're 12
Me: No, you're not in love
Me: oh I'm so glad you uploaded another photo of yourself, I was wondering if you'd changed during the last 10 seconds since you last uploaded one
Me: No, you're not turning lesbian and you obviously don't hate boys you've shagged half the school
Me: Don't care
Me: What a surprise you've broken up again
Me: Don't care
Me: ha ha... wait. I still don't care...
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When he opens his arms and hold me close tonight it just wont feel right. Because you thought you could love me more than this. When he lays me down i hope you die inside.
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Theres something beautiful about waking up with the person you fell asleep with, especially when you love them.
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Watchmicrowavepizzaoven:
me attracting young men to mate with
Watchodair:
thepizzaqueen:
still one of my favorite videos ever to exist
stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih
BAHAHAHHA because i actually know people and family who talk like this!!
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When you're sleeping at a friend's house and you... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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jellyfilledcondoms:
i’m so sick of people making me feel like shit all of the time
i hate when it seems like they have no remorse about what they do also. like really when im happy you cant be happy? and when your happy im so fucking ecstatic for you. just do the fucking same and stop being such a dramatic pie whole.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Watchpeculiarchildren:
i literally watch this video daily
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“Something Borrowed” is the most messed up movie i think i have ever watched. WHat the hell happened to friends and good friends who are good just because and no other reason. like hwo gives a fuck if for you to be happy yeah i get it your not but the fuck just be happy for me and stop being such a terrible fucing person fuvk
heyitspj:
Do you ever love someone so much but like platonically as in you don’t want to be romantic with them but you just want them to always be happy and to make them soup and hug them and cuddle them and kiss them and just make sure nothing bad happens to them ever because there should be a name for that
well this and fucking romantically also.
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love
acutelesbian:
You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
“When you’re lost in those woods, it sometimes takes you a while to realize that...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love (via imfantasyparade)
