Be obscure clearly.

ALL I  CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW YOU COMPLETELY WASTED 3 YEARS OF MY LIFE I CANT FUCKING SLEEP, AND WHEN ITS THE MORNING I FIND IT SO HARD TO WAKE UP. I REALLY HOPE SHE WAS WORTH IT.

whataquandary:

lawdbaelish:

ohrenly:

1. Take a webcam photo of yourself the way you are right now.

2. Go to Google Images and use the ‘search by image’ for the webcam picture you just took (drag the image into the search bar or click the camera icon)

3. Post the first result; this is your doppelganger.

Okay.

INDY I AM SOBBING

i accept

the first one was like some weird mix of book covers so i chose the next one because it’s funnier

yesss way better,

I cannot wait until all you “cool” people realize that your life is over after high school. you have all wasted your retarded time on how you look that you forgot to think about where your life is going. you will probably take a year off to figure out what you want to do, and either get pregnant or get someone else pregnant. You are all ass holes, and you all think you are cute, when i n reality your hair is the only thing that makes you even remotely cute, most of you are leathery orange and you don’t even work so you wouldn’t even know how to value shit. I just cannot wait until you ugly motherfuckers to realize that you should have been nicer to that one kid because your going to be a lone forever or probably marry an ass hole or some shit. so you and your stupid YOLO can suck it.

awakee-mysoul:

i do this all the time…

“not everything that shines is gold” -dad

HOLY FRICKEN BAJEEBUS THIS IS MAGICAL BECAUSE IM NEVER THIS DECISIVE OVER ANYTHING ESPECIALLY SHOES BUT WHO GIVES A HOOT JUST SPENT 60 BUCKS ON THE CUTEST SHOES EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR