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09

Sep

(Source: gay4zayn)

02

Sep

waitress:
i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:
sir please stop cyring

01

Sep

(Source: awwww-cute)

20

Aug

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is
dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

knightscrest:

me: *has self esteem issues* “hey i am kinda cool and great”

everyone else: stop being so full of urself

me: ok

(Source: pawneeparksnrec)

19

Aug

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.

18

Aug

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)