June 2, 2012 • 2 notes

dude i don’t care what fucking century year or even fucking world were in. I love men who open doors for women and who are chivalrous. I think its the sweetest, and basically hottest thing a guy can do. 

May 30, 2012

welp

I think my next mission is to find a guy who used to be on the bigger side but no longer is.

Ive come to the conclusion that most bigger people are the nicest and kindest people LIKE EVER. im not being shallow. and well then again maybe i am. but damn. that would be the best

May 28, 2012 • 97,755 notes • yourmemorieslastforever

I envy people who can dance like this.

And I’m all

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May 28, 2012 • 5,387 notes • dangurewitch
dangurewitch: Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

May 28, 2012

You cant just pick people apart. you cant say oh i like there smile but i wish this or that was different or i love their personality but not there this or that. And that’s what you don’t understand. you cant have parts of people. NEVER. because that’s selfish of you. you either love them as a whole or leave them the fuck alone.

May 24, 2012

My type of guy…

A list of qualities and such that i wouldn’t mind in a guy..

Hair: I like natural colored hair, i dont really care for what color such as blonde black or brown, wait no, yes i do. red hair is a no go. i dont know why but i have this strange deep fear for people with red hair.

Eyes: i love it when guys wear glasses, not just for fun but because they really cant see. i guess i love the “nerdy” type of boy. i really like boys with blue ish or greenish eyes, but then again brown eyes can be just as lovely, Daren Chriss, Josh Hutcherson..point taken, 

Personality: i love chivalry, when guys open my door for me, when the pull out my chair for me, when they treat me like a princess because who doesnt want to feel like a princess.. I want them to have amazing manners like the ones i have. They have to know when they should be respectful and must never call girls or refer to them as “bitches” or “cunts” automatic turn of and it makes you look like a scum bag.

they must have a good sense of humor, one that matches mine. I am a very bubbly person so i don’t want a guy to be all shy. NO. i have had enough of shy boys. I want someone to be able to laugh at me and with me. So that we can play around but still love each other enough not to get angry.

I love smiling so this guy needs to have a nice smile. With nice teeth. When i look at someone i look at their lips which lead to mouth. So that means good breath with nice teeth. i pride myself in having nice teeth so its not that hard to brush your teeth everyday..

Hobbies: I want an outdoorsy type of person. He must know what ultimate frisbee is. I want to go outside on trails, and jogs and runs and short games of tennis or bike rides. Out door things. Which means i need a semi fit person. I don’t want a lazy person who all they do is eat ESPECIALLY in the summer. I live in Washington where it like what rains 300 days out 365 so when theres sun we will be outside.

playing the piano is an instant turn on and holy crap its the cutest thing a guy can do. Any musical instruments at that because it shows me that you are a blanced person who cares more than just how you look or what you do.

These are my top things that i would love for the next guy to have…

May 24, 2012 • 38,390 notes • arianazolciaksbelly
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violetyield:

myspacefamosity:

nicki-minaj-a-trois:

AHH OMG WHAT

WHST

the bike just rolls off at the end of the video like “i dont get paid enough to do this shit, im out bitches! peace!!” 

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May 24, 2012 • 35,066 notes • icanread
John Green is a motherfqing genius. 

John Green is a motherfqing genius. 

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May 24, 2012 • 12,703 notes • tastefullyoffensive
tastefullyoffensive: [via] And my life would just be about ten times better

tastefullyoffensive:

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And my life would just be about ten times better

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May 24, 2012 • 53,108 notes • lovequotesrus
ive never likes your music, but this makes sense. job well done sir.

ive never likes your music, but this makes sense. job well done sir.

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